the-absolute-funniest-posts:

growlithed:

happy mothers day from disney they all dead

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Fun weekend with the fam + babe! :) #theflowerfields #carlsbad #sandiego

robogloom:

greenfern:

House porn

(Source: steampunkgasoline)

ecmajor:

emcee-ironchef:

can-town-mayor:

delirious-8iznasty:

reaperbarbie:

victoriaduchess:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

oozingwithpotential:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

i’ll finally lose weight

omg yes

OH MY GOD PLEASE BE ON ANDROID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Finally some motivation.

A way for us internets to lose weight

Ahhhh motivation at it’s finest! So getting this

Wow, this sounds like the best idea ever. Maybe someday when i have a real phone i will do it

I’m getting a new phone tomorrow and I cannot WAIT to download this

(Source: listeningtociociosan)

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

amoying:

sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew

brianpuspos:

Happy 27th Birthday to my selfie …on that ass.

throwbacksongs:

Beanie Man ft. Janet Jackson - Feel It Boy